So you want my number? Are you gonna call? When? Because guys say that shit all the time but they don’t mean it. Tomorrow? Really? What time? You don’t know? Why not? What? You mumbled. You what? Oh. Well, here’s my e-mail too just in case, ya know, you want to e-mail me.
Yeah, that’s all I give out. This site is like my alter ego so shhhhh, don’t tell anyone. I wouldn’t want my friends and family ya know, judging me and being all like “You sure do cuss a lot.” or “Did you really do that thing with your mouth?” or “You’re retarded.”
Here’s to laughter and orgasms. (but not at the same time, that’s just not cool)